1. ozthemagician:

    Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined pt3

    pt2 pt1

    (via sexydemonhunter)

  2. beautyswhereyoufindit:






    "You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

    No problem.

    in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

    One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

    Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

    It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

    The first time I threw a man over my shoulder and on to the ground, I was surprised at how easy it was and how little his weight actually had to do with it. 

    (via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)


  3. cas-get-into-my-ass:



    i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 


    people are so demanding

    (Source: suckhaven, via tree-under-water)

  4. wisesnail:

    Menenius, aka Mark Gatiss

    Bonus: close-up of the face

    (via sherlock-addict)

  5. lestradeisasilverfox:

    Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

    (via sci-fypottergleek)

  6. homestuckfanfictionhelp:

    { see also: the Karkat Vantas guide to insults (and slander) }

    TG: that shits hella weird man

    TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog

    TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold

    TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green 

    TG: it knows its special

    TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face

    TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes

    TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time

    TG: shits odd bro

    TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe

    (via umbreleijon)

  7. themarysue:




    Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

    I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.


    (via cestlaviemonaime)


  8. swamped:

    Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

    (via tarantinoe)


  9. blackbruise:

    do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

    (via you-are-the-dean-to-my-castiel)


  10. peggyleads:



    making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i


    #that should not have been as funny as it was

    (via cosmic-nine-year-old)


  11. aminaabramovic:

    The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late

    (via lushella)



    • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
    • being sexually attracted to someone
    • being romantically attracted to someone

    (Source: wsswatson, via hate)

  13. ethan-lawson-wate:

    shout out to The 5th Wave for being the only dystopian novel to mention that girls on the run still have periods

    (via book-inspired)

  14. hayleyfails:



    I don’t know how you losers celebrate Good Friday, but in my city, apparently, someone dresses up as Jesus Christ and walks around all day, carrying his crucifix. 

    Making my way down town, time to fast, Romans pass and I’m dead now

    I don’t know which one I like better, Lad.

    (via cumber-crown)